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Lindsay Lohan recently spent a whole whopping 84 minutes in jail for a July DUI arrest and possession of drugs.

The drug that was concealed on her persons when she got pulled over was cocaine. First Lindsay was having problems with excessive drinking and partying and know she’s using cocaine.

The only question I have is where is her mom at?

Oh I forgot, it’s her mom that is enabling Lindsay to do the things that she’s doing and It wouldn’t surprise me if she was doing drugs with her too.

Anyways, enough of that and back to Lindsay’s jail time.

She turned herself in to the Los Angeles County women’s detention center in Lynwood at 10:30 a.m. where she was searched, fingerprinted, and booked.

Some time around 11:54 a.m. Lindsay was released for jail because of overcrowding. The judge also took into consideration that her crime was nonviolent and she was in no way danger to the public.

So after a whopping 84 minutes Lindsay did her time and she was out of jail. Now, don’t tell me that her celebrity status had nothing to due with why she got out early.

I know that a regular schmo wouldn’t have been given that kind of leeway.

But this is what the sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore had to say on that matter:

“Absolutely not. This is what we do for most everybody in this position,” Whitmore said. In fact, 30 to 50 women are granted early releases from the facility every day, he added.