Two Blondes, A Football Player, And Beer!

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Two Blondes, A Football Player, And Beer!

Jessica Simpson has found something that she’s better at than singing (not saying much). In a recent interview with Allure Magazine, Carrie Underwood stated that Tony Romo still calls her but she doesn’t answer. “The phone will ring and it’ll be him, and I’ll maybe not answer.”

After hearing this, Jessica decided to do a little bit of detective work and find out what the truth really was. “I looked at his call log,” she admitted. “Tony and I both laughed we got a chuckle out of it.”

Maybe Carrie still has a thing for her one time boyfriend and thought that Jessica would take the bait and cut ties with Tony. This statement comes right after Mrs. Jessica Romo landed a beer deal that’ll make her the new spokesperson of Stampede Light Plus. Lawrence Schwartz, Stampede’s president and chief executive told Dallas News that, “(Jessica’s) the face of the brand now.”

Who knew that Jessica drinks beer? I thought that she was on a strict exercise regiment that excluded the consumption of alcohol. The more important question should be who in the heck is Stampede Beer? I want to know why Joe Simpson didn’t get his beloved daughter a deal with Anheuser Bush. The last time he was in the news, he was quoted as stating that his daughter has a nice rack. So, maybe that’s why he seems to have impaired judgment. Joe, stop looking at your daughter’s boobs and get her the multi-million dollar deal with Budweiser that you know she deserves.

Jessica Simpson vs. Carrie Underwood by The Young Turks:

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